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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!


o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."


owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.

owlmylove:

gerardwayswife:

double-pistol-wink:

suffren:

randomlinktime:

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i lost it at “me dammit”

ME DAMMIT.

ME DAMMIT

ME DAMMIT.


duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake


throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you


eirstegalkin:

in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result


wessasaurus-rex:

How I see my friends draw 

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rhydonmyhardon:

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.


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teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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praisethewarmachine:

Everything Tommy Wiseau does is like the beginning part of porn but the porn never happens and the beginning just extends throughout the entirety of the runtime


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